Autofellatio is the act of sucking one’s own penis. Chances are, you’ve heard mention of this form of self-pleasure in pop culture.
From insults like that from previous White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci, “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock,” to the aspirational theme in the movie Clerks, autofellatio comes up more often than you might think.
But did you know that some guys can actually perform oral on themselves? While it’s not common, it’s not exactly rare either.
Roughly 3 out of every 1,000 men can get themselves to completion with their own mouths. This begs the question, what makes these guys special?
What It Takes to Successfully Give Yourself Oral
I think it’s fair to say that most guys would give themselves head if they could. Sure, it might be preferred to have someone of the fairer sex do it for you…but that option isn’t available 24/7, no matter who you are.
To give yourself oral as a man, you need these two things:
- A big dick: The longer your penis, the more likely you’ll be able to give yourself head.
- Flexibility: No matter how large your Johnson, you still have to be able to reach it. Even a 10” member requires some flexibility to self-pleasure.
If you’ve ever seen autofellatio in pornos, you know that the guys who can do this for themselves are quite sizable. While there’s no specific penis size that’s key to being capable of this Herculean task, the larger the better.
I feel pretty safe saying that a guy would need a 7” or longer penis, minimum, to give themselves head. If you need a few more inches, try our male enhancement program. With Phalogenics, you can add up to 3” to your erect size…all the better to work towards personal and relationship goals.
Flexibility is a bit harder. Some people are simply more flexible than others. However, there are stories of guys using yoga as a way to enhance their overall flexibility…which could lead to successful self-oral practices.
Whether you’re envious or judgmental of those who can get themselves off with their mouths, you have to admit that it’s a pretty impressive skill. One that could come in handy during dry spells.
Remember, 3 out of every 1,000 guys is both big enough and flexible enough to make it happen. These numbers mean you probably know someone who can do this…although they’re not likely to talk about their skill with casual acquaintances.
If you want to have the option of autofellatio, get to doing yoga and the Phalogenics male enhancement plan. Every inch of length and flexibility that you gain is a huge step towards an enviable skill.