If you\u2019ve been to the zoo or a farm, you\u2019ve probably already seen some weird animal willies. But the strangest ones out there are hidden from the inquisitive eye.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Animal evolution has led to some interesting reproductive strategies. From zombie penises to penis battles, it\u2019s enough to get anyone interested in biology.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019m sure you\u2019ve heard a cricket singing in the night. The way they make so much sound is by rubbing their body parts together. Well, the water boatman, an insect from Europe, does the same thing…but with its penis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The water boatman makes an incredibly loud sound\u2014one as loud as sitting in the front row at an orchestra\u2014but with their dicks. Relative to its size, this musical member makes the water boatman the loudest animal on Earth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You\u2019ve probably seen a ton of snakes, but never a snake penis. They usually keep their penis hidden inside, as it would get in the way of slithering around. But when it does come out, it looks pretty strange. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Snakes have a Y-shaped hemipenis. It really just looks like they have two dicks that form the shape of a Y. The ends of each of its two penises have hooks or spikes to keep the female snake from getting away. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They don\u2019t use both penises at once…although that would be even more interesting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When two flatworms come together to mate, they compete to determine who gets to wear the pants in the relationship. Yes, you read that right. Flatworms are hermaphrodites, meaning that they have both female and male reproductive parts. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It\u2019s far more taxing for a flatworm to produce eggs than sperm, so they get out their penis and fight to see who gets to be the man. The fights can be pretty aggressive, leaving lasting injuries. But who\u2019s to say the flatworms don\u2019t like it? This wrestling match might just be their idea of foreplay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Echidnas are mammals that already have a weird reproduction process. Unlike most mammals, echidna lay eggs. But that\u2019s not their only oddity. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The echidna\u2019s penis looks like something straight out of a sci-fi movie. Instead of one head, it has four! It only uses two at once, and apparently, it needs all of the help it can get. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Over 10 males follow one female, and more than one of them mates with her. There\u2019s a whole sperm war thing going on there, and some extra swimmers are needed to be victorious.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think it\u2019s fair to say that the Argonaut octopus wins the contest when it comes to the weirdest penis. When it\u2019s ready to do the deed, its penis detaches from its body and goes on a solo journey to find a mate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
While very interesting, we think the detachable penis thing makes the whole process less fun…at least for the male octopus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Most male birds don\u2019t have penises, but the Argentine Lake Duck has the largest penis of all vertebrates (in relation to its body size, that is). This normal-looking bird hides a 17-inch penis under its fluffy feathers! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Scientists don\u2019t exactly know why the Argentine Lake Duck has such a large member. But it might be a form of peacocking…where the larger and more ornate display attracts females. Human males know a little something about that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Being that it\u2019s all we\u2019ve ever had, our penises seem quite normal to us. And the truth is, they are. They don\u2019t break off, they\u2019re not inordinately small or large, and they don\u2019t have spines or anything odd at the ends. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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