{"id":595,"date":"2019-12-25T18:26:54","date_gmt":"2019-12-25T18:26:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.phalogenics.com\/articles\/?p=595"},"modified":"2019-12-25T18:26:56","modified_gmt":"2019-12-25T18:26:56","slug":"did-your-friend-break-his-penis-it-was-probably-masturbation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.phalogenics.com\/articles\/did-your-friend-break-his-penis-it-was-probably-masturbation\/","title":{"rendered":"Did Your Friend Break His Penis? It Was Probably Masturbation"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Your friend cancels plans, promising a crazy story the next time you meet up at the bar. When you get together, he hobbles in, sits down, and weaves you an incredible tale of lust, amorous sex, and a late-night ER visit.&nbsp;<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And who wouldn\u2019t share this tale with their friends? The truth, that the injury was a result of a risky masturbation session, is simply too embarrassing to recount.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2> Rough Sex? Yeah, Probably Not <\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>We\u2019ve all had a crazy night between the sheets with a paramour whose moves are a bit terrifying. The wrong angle and a night of kinky fun can quickly become a painful limp dick session.&nbsp;<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But few men have been unlucky enough to sustain the dreaded broken penis injury. The truth is the penis is a pretty durable appendage.&nbsp;<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>From time-to-time, however, men make some pretty questionable choices in the name of fun. And while some of these do involve a partner (or two, or three\u2026), there are others where the risks are taken in the name of spicing up a night of self-pleasure.&nbsp;<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You\u2019ll hear stories where men have been rushed to the hospital for all sorts of faux pas. Sex toys or household items can get stuck inside of the rectum, contraptions can get caught around the penis and restrict blood flow, or a wrong move can result in a broken penis.<br>According to a recent study published in the <em>Journal of Trauma and Acute Care Surgery<\/em>, 60% of penile fractures happen during masturbation. In comparison, only 19% happen during sex. That means that a man is three times more likely to f*** himself up than to have a sex partner do so.\n\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2> What Is a Broken Penis? <\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>You probably already know that the penis doesn\u2019t have a bone in it. If it did, it wouldn\u2019t go from tiny to huge with a few strokes or stray thoughts\u2014it would just stay hard continuously.&nbsp;<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In your penis, there are three tubes that can be ruptured, leading to intense pain, bruising, and a pretty instantaneous loss of erection.&nbsp;<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>According to the study mentioned earlier, the top cause of penis fractures is \u201cangulation and manual compression.\u201d Meaning, a tight squeeze and movement at the wrong angle.&nbsp;<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you feel like this has happened to do, head directly to an Urgent Care or ER. To keep your penis working, you might need surgery.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2> Spice Up Your Sex Life Instead <\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Self-pleasure is a great thing. If it weren\u2019t for masturbation, most men would find it hard to get through the day. But if men had a bit more fun with their partners, maybe the risk of self-induced penile injuries would decrease.&nbsp;<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But few men are choosing to have a boring sex life. Most of us would love to get enough variety and excitement with partners that we wouldn\u2019t feel the need to escalate our masturbation sessions.&nbsp;<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This begs the question, how do you get more sex? Whether you\u2019re in a relationship or playing the field, there\u2019s one thing that surely can\u2019t hurt\u2014a larger dick.&nbsp;<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Women love a big penis. Studies have found that the larger the penis, the more attractive a woman will find a potential mate.&nbsp;<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But not every man was gifted with a jaw-dropping penis.&nbsp;<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.phalogenics.com\/vsl\/0815\/index_b_ctr_m.php\">Here at Phalogenics<\/a>, we believe that every man\u2014and every woman\u2014deserves to be blessed with a sizeable dick. This is why we developed the only scientifically proven strategy to take your penis from barely memorable to rumor-worthy. Why not give Phalogenics a try? You\u2019ve got nothing to lose and everything to gain.<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your friend cancels plans, promising a crazy story the next time you meet up at the bar. When you get together, he hobbles in, sits down, and weaves you an incredible tale of lust, amorous&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":597,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[1,9],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v19.11 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Did Your Friend Break His Penis? 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